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• Genesis 1:3

  And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.

  [sample joke] First voice command in history, and it worked on the first try. My smart bulbs could never.

• Genesis 1:2

  Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

  [sample joke] 'Formless and empty' is also how my landlord described the apartment before charging me extra for it.

• Genesis 1:1

  In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

  [sample joke] Day one and He's already created the heavens AND the earth. Meanwhile I consider it a productive morning if I create a cup of coffee.